CHOCOLATE RAP
Yo chocolate! Why you gotta be so yummy?
When you’re always adding chubbiness straight to my tummy.
You’re viciously sweet, and menacingly creamy.
Why you gotta tease me with your looks and taste so dreamy?
Yo Chocolate! You’re killing me! It just isn’t fair!
When I already have a body shaped like a pear.
CAT LADY ME
A dog will love you no matter what.
They’ll run to you, jump on you and sniff your butt.
A cat will love you as long as you pet them.
They purr and they kneed, but sometimes forget you.
When you come home the dog will greet you.
The cat will act like they don’t even see you.
But when it is late and your snug in your bed.
The cat will be purring, asleep by your head.
