Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Moon
Mermaid
Always let you know, never let you go
someone
Oh the places I would go
The Painting
Stress
WHAT'S IN A NAME
Monday, June 6, 2011
Chocolate Rap
CHOCOLATE RAP
Yo chocolate! Why you gotta be so yummy?
When you’re always adding chubbiness straight to my tummy.
You’re viciously sweet, and menacingly creamy.
Why you gotta tease me with your looks and taste so dreamy?
Yo Chocolate! You’re killing me! It just isn’t fair!
When I already have a body shaped like a pear.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Cat Lady Me
CAT LADY ME
A dog will love you no matter what.
They’ll run to you, jump on you and sniff your butt.
A cat will love you as long as you pet them.
They purr and they kneed, but sometimes forget you.
When you come home the dog will greet you.
The cat will act like they don’t even see you.
But when it is late and your snug in your bed.
The cat will be purring, asleep by your head.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Only Dogs Roam
ONLY DOGS ROAM
There is a land where only dogs roam
Where they sniff at the air and howl at the moon
They roll in the grass and dig in the dirt
They track dirty paw prints all over the earth
They go where they want and play where they may
And sleep under stars at the end of the day
But perfect it isn’t although it may seem
Cause all of these dogs have a similar dream
At night under stars their thoughts drift away
To someone to roll with, to sniff, and to play
A friend to take care, to love and to treasure
A friendship so loyal it cannot be measured.
Monday, May 30, 2011
A Blonde Went a Skippin'
A BLONDE WENT A SKIPPIN’
Once in a time a blonde was a skippin’
And from all the wind her hair was a whippin’
It covered her eyes and she fell on her face
And dirtied her dress made of tacky pink lace
She picked herself up and went skippin once more
And lookin’ a mess she skipped toward the store
With chocolate in hand she waited in line
For soon on the chocolate this blonde ditz would dine
She paid the poor clerk, which took her forever
Counting out pennies is quite an endeavor
So on that blonde went, eatin’ and skippin’
But from all the wind her dress was a flippin’
A boy down the street couldn’t help but to stare
As he caught quite a glimpse of this blonde’s underwear
And in big red letters her undies said “Monday”
And he laughed to himself cause today it was Sunday.